Funk Almighty LLC
Effective Date: January 1, 2026

SMS Messaging Terms & Compliance

1. Program Description

Funk Almighty LLC (“Funk Almighty,” “we,” “us,” or “our”) offers an SMS messaging program that sends appointment confirmations, reminders, scheduling updates, and customer support communications to customers who have requested information or booked services through our website at www.funkalmighty.com, our scheduling forms, or other authorized booking channels.

Participation in this SMS program is voluntary. Opt-in is collected through web forms or other written means that include a dedicated checkbox or equivalent mechanism for SMS consent. We do not send marketing or promotional SMS messages unless you have separately and explicitly consented to receive such messages.

2. Opt-Out & Cancellation

You may cancel the SMS service at any time by replying “STOP” to any message sent by us. Upon receipt of your request, we will send a confirmation message and you will no longer receive SMS communications unless you re-opt in.

3. Support

For assistance, reply “HELP” to any message or contact us at funkalmighty93@gmail.com during normal business hours.

4. Carrier Disclaimer

Wireless carriers are not liable for delayed or undelivered messages.

5. Message Frequency & Rates

Message frequency varies based on your interactions with Funk Almighty and may vary by jurisdiction. Standard message and data rates may apply. Please contact your wireless provider for details regarding your mobile plan.

6. Supported Carriers

Our SMS program supports all major U.S. wireless carriers, including AT&T, T-Mobile, Verizon, Sprint, and most regional carriers.

7. Eligibility

You must be at least 18 years old to participate in our SMS program.

8. Privacy

Your participation in our SMS program is subject to our Privacy Policy, available at:
www.funkalmighty.com/privacy-policy

We comply with all applicable laws and regulations, including the Telephone Consumer Protection Act (TCPA) and CTIA guidelines.

General Website Terms

This website (the “Site”) is owned and operated by Funk Almighty LLC. By accessing or using the Site in any manner, including browsing or submitting information, you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service (“Terms”), our Privacy Policy, and any additional terms that may apply to specific services.

If you do not agree to these Terms, you may not use the Site.

We reserve the right to update or modify these Terms at any time. Continued use of the Site after changes are posted constitutes acceptance of the revised Terms.

Services, Inquiries & Availability

Submission of an inquiry, request for quote, or booking request does not guarantee availability or acceptance of services. All services are subject to confirmation by Funk Almighty. Pricing, personnel, and availability may vary based on location, date, and event requirements.

Intellectual Property Rights

Our Rights

All content on the Site, including text, images, audio, video, logos, branding, and design elements, is the property of Funk Almighty LLC or its licensors and is protected by copyright, trademark, and other intellectual property laws.

You may view, download, and print individual pages for personal, non-commercial use only. Any other use without written permission is prohibited.

Your License to Us

By submitting or posting content to us (including testimonials, reviews, photos, videos, or comments), you represent that you have the right to do so and grant Funk Almighty a royalty-free, perpetual, irrevocable, non-exclusive, worldwide license to use, reproduce, modify, publish, and display such content in connection with our business.

Third-Party Links & Services

The Site may contain links to third-party websites or services. Funk Almighty does not control and is not responsible for the content, policies, or practices of third parties. Your interactions with third-party providers are solely between you and the third party.

Online Payments & Commerce

Certain services may require payment. Payments may be processed by third-party payment processors. Funk Almighty does not store full payment card details and is not responsible for the practices of third-party processors.

All sales, deposits, and payments are subject to any applicable service agreements or event contracts provided separately.

User Accounts & Security

If you create an account or access protected areas of the Site, you are responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of your login credentials and all activity under your account. Notify us immediately of any unauthorized access at funkalmighty93@gmail.com.

Disclaimers

The Site and all services are provided on an “as is” and “as available” basis without warranties of any kind, express or implied. To the fullest extent permitted by law, Funk Almighty disclaims all warranties, including implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, and non-infringement.

Limitation of Liability

To the fullest extent permitted by applicable law, Funk Almighty LLC shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, consequential, special, or punitive damages, including loss of profits, data, or goodwill, arising out of or related to your use of the Site or services.

In no event shall Funk Almighty’s total liability exceed the amount paid by you to Funk Almighty, if any, in the twelve (12) months preceding the claim.

Indemnification

You agree to indemnify and hold harmless Funk Almighty LLC, its members, employees, contractors, and affiliates from any claims, damages, liabilities, costs, or expenses arising from your use of the Site or violation of these Terms.

Force Majeure

Funk Almighty shall not be liable for delays or failure to perform due to causes beyond its reasonable control, including but not limited to acts of God, natural disasters, government actions, labor disputes, pandemics, or technical failures.

Termination

We reserve the right to suspend or terminate your access to the Site at any time for violation of these Terms or unlawful conduct, without notice.

Governing Law & Dispute Resolution

These Terms shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the state in which Funk Almighty LLC is organized, without regard to conflict of law principles.

Any dispute arising out of or relating to these Terms or the Site shall be resolved by binding arbitration administered by the American Arbitration Association (AAA) under its Commercial Arbitration Rules. Arbitration shall take place in the county and state of Funk Almighty LLC’s principal place of business. Judgment on the arbitration award may be entered in any court of competent jurisdiction.

Nothing in this section prevents either party from seeking injunctive or equitable relief in court for matters involving intellectual property or unauthorized use of the Site.

Changes to These Terms

We may update these Terms periodically. The most current version will always be posted on our website with the effective date.

Contact Information

Funk Almighty LLC
Email: funkalmighty93@gmail.com
Website: www.funkalmighty.com

By using our website or services, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agree to these Terms of Service.